- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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