- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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