- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

WILLYS

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

This is a joke.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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