What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

black people

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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