What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Why? Because.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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