- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

your mom is so fat.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Why? Because.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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