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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Your mom is so old she died

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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