- Anti Joke

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What fires shots? A gun

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.