- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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