Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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the bible

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

What does? 42

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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