- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Chick Norris... Enough said

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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