- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

You're a big fat monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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