Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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