- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

I named my son ps2 controller

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

rocky is here again.......................

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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