- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

watch me nae nae

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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