How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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This isn't funny.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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