- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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