Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

The New York Giants

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

A miserable man committed suicide.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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