3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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