Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Hello.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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autistic kids rock

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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