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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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