- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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