- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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