Why is Texas so hot? The sun

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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