what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Who is it?

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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