Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

your face

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

The FCC

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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