- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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