- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

96

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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