- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Knock knock. Come right on in.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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