This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Male leadership.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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