- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

your face

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

The FCC

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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