what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Who is it?

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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