- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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