So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Guest what in the butt

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Anti Joke

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