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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What's the difference between a duck?

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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