- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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