YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

People...

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Anti Joke

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