- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Communism hehe xd

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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