Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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