A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

This is an anti-joke.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

silver bullet?

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

You want to hear a joke? Republican

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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