- Anti Joke

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.