a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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