- Anti Joke

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him