Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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