Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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