Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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