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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

dat shoe shine tho

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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