- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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