- Anti Joke

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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