Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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