- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Albino African Americans

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

i hate non minorities!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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