Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

A dyslexic blind man

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

A russian gives away vodka.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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