- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

why did you poop because you are a poop

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

How old are you? 7

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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