- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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