A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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