- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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