- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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