What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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