knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Anti Joke

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