- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What is the name of the car? What

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

knock knock who's there ?

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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