- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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