- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Your Mum is soo fat.

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