Once, I went to Peru.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Im taking a shit right now.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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