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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Don't believe in Atheists.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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