How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

A man goes to the potty.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

America

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Anti Joke

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