Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Manchester City

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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