- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

George W. Bush

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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