Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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