Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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