- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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