Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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