Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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