what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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David Cameron

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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