Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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