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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

A American seeking into mexico

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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