Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Where's my tractor?

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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