- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Committing Suicide #YOLO

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

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