- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

your mama's so fat... that's it

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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