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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

hiya

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

why did the zebra cross the road?

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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