read this sentence again.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Racial Equality

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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