I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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