- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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