What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Badabing.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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