- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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