- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

I forgot what i was gonna say

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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