- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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