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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

every knight i see an owl at window

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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