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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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