- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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