why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

The chickens have become self-aware!

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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