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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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