- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

An man walks to a bra

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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