- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A fat guy!

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

I'm Coming

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

miha kako si?

A lot eh?

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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