- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

mikey is cute

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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