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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

What is my name? I dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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