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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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