Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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