what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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dallen loves penis

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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