what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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