What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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