- Anti Joke

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?