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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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