Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Peas

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

You idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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