People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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