Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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