- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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