What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Chlamydia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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