- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

So these two girls have a cup .

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

I am a mime

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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